Post by Oneback on Sept 16, 2022 10:31:58 GMT
Mike Smith - legendary Coach at Hampton HS (Va.) always told his team a GOOD JOKE before taking the field before the kick-off to RELIEVE TENSION. He's been the head coach at Hampton for 51 years, compiling 506 victories on the sideline, good enough for the third on the national all-time high school football wins list. He led the Crabbers to a VHSL record 12 state championships and put together a 506-99-2 record as a head coach:
Here is one I used for that purpose (it WORKS):
"Samurai Swordsman":
The crowd was tense with excitement as the final three Samurai faced off;
After a long day of competing it was the final round of competition to find who was indeed the master swordsman.
In a final challenge the three men had to show their prowess and concentration by slicing the finest of targets, a mere fly.
The first Samurai steps up to the stage a fly is released.
Bzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzz ‘Zing’
With extreme precision the Samurai slices the fly in half, the crowd erupt.
The second Samurai fearlessly steps up on stage and another fly is released.
Bzzzzzzzzz Bzzzz ‘Zing Zing!’
With two cuts of his sword the second Samurai cuts the fly into not two but four pieces.
‘Amazing!’ Scream the crowd. Such a feat has never been seen before.
The quiet descends for a final time in the stadium as the third Samurai calmly steps on stage, the tension is paramount as the fly is released.
Bzzzzzz bzzzzzzz ‘zing!’ Bzzzzzz bzzzzz
The fly simply flies off, seemingly free from its fate.
The crowd are dejected, one man can’t help but disappointedly ask ‘is that it? You couldn’t even kill it!’
The third Samurai raises his finger, ‘Ah yes he may live but that fly shall have no children’.
Here is one I used for that purpose (it WORKS):
"Samurai Swordsman":
The crowd was tense with excitement as the final three Samurai faced off;
After a long day of competing it was the final round of competition to find who was indeed the master swordsman.
In a final challenge the three men had to show their prowess and concentration by slicing the finest of targets, a mere fly.
The first Samurai steps up to the stage a fly is released.
Bzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzz ‘Zing’
With extreme precision the Samurai slices the fly in half, the crowd erupt.
The second Samurai fearlessly steps up on stage and another fly is released.
Bzzzzzzzzz Bzzzz ‘Zing Zing!’
With two cuts of his sword the second Samurai cuts the fly into not two but four pieces.
‘Amazing!’ Scream the crowd. Such a feat has never been seen before.
The quiet descends for a final time in the stadium as the third Samurai calmly steps on stage, the tension is paramount as the fly is released.
Bzzzzzz bzzzzzzz ‘zing!’ Bzzzzzz bzzzzz
The fly simply flies off, seemingly free from its fate.
The crowd are dejected, one man can’t help but disappointedly ask ‘is that it? You couldn’t even kill it!’
The third Samurai raises his finger, ‘Ah yes he may live but that fly shall have no children’.